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Horseshit on Route 66

by The Garden

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There’s a house on the market And its haunted There’s a house on the market I think I’ll buy it Whacked out horse A horses foot Sittin on a sideways coffin While I’m coughing on your doorstep
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OC93 02:58
I could give two shits on what you plan to do I can do me and you do you Never your business, I’m Always gone Always suspicious, about every cause I’ll just be what I have to be Let me burn like a 3rd degree Cause That’s the way that it has to be I knew you’d agree I knew you’d agree Claustrophobic in every way Feel like some people have it down Look at the graph Now Time to split Chewed too much Now I have to spit Fucked up chicken with its head cut off Like Pinocchio with his nose gone soft When yer right yer right When yer wrong yer wrong I couldn’t care less what shit yer on I’ll just be what I have to be Let me burn like a 3rd degree Cause That’s the way that it has to be I knew you’d agree I knew you’d agree But now it raises the question And I don’t have a answer for you I don’t have an answer for you But Can I make a suggestion Even if I don’t have the boots to burn now Even through the gate If it’s looking fucked up
3.
Nothing that I claim to be But then again What else could I be Jester mindset Clear as jello Born a wild card Now just a fellow It just felt so right Putting on the hat Buttoning up the top Flying like a gnat Sometimes I feel so misunderstood Chalk it up like a sidewalk Waitin to get a bruise Open up my limo door I’ll take you on a cruise Or Crash straight Into the sewer Either way we loose Sometimes I get smacked right upside the noggin Sometimes it hurts Sometimes I feel nothing Feelin like I’m trapped Kinda like I’m boxed in Feelin around for a fuckin apple I’ll just keep on bobbin Sometimes I feel so misunderstood Chalk it up like a sidewalk Waitin to get a bruise Open up my limo door I’ll take you on a cruise Or Crash straight Into the sewer Either way we loose
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Freight Yard 02:27
Way down underneath the state line I make deals with a farmer in a freight yard I said a freight yard I’m not afraid of being the one with the ace card Cause I’m just like everybody else I dip my head in the sink and I tighten my belt I leave my door closed shut In case you mother fuckers
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I need a bottle Make it Southern Gulp it down like a buzzard A Blank check Don’t Got you covered Need some help Ask your mother Don’t need to roll in your shit I don’t wanna sit and listen Don’t need to roll in your shit Horseshit On the side of Route 66 I need a bottle Make it southern Gulp it down like a buzzard A Blank check Don’t Got you covered Need some help Ask your mother Don’t need to roll in your shit I don’t wanna sit and listen Don’t need to roll in your shit Horseshit On the side of Route 66 Nasty nasty nasty motherfuckers With a ten foot rake You bet I wouldn’t Fuckin touch ya Put me out like a dark corner I don’t wanna hear it When the city lights up I ain’t Fuckin cheering for that horse shit Nasty nasty nasty motherfuckers With a ten foot rake You bet I wouldn’t Fuckin touch ya
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In a make-out session with aggression Putting morals into question 7 minutes in heaven Every 24hrs I’m raffling Hand print on my face Nobody smacked me A ghostly caress to my cheek Has me laughing and gagging Hear my body fucking bragging About the brain that’s still lagging Elevator to the bottom of my rib cage Flip it to the next page Letters all stacked on each other Lost touch with a goal Vision is blurred Ran straight into a pole Wobbling down a brick road I hunt for my reflection No more algorithm When I’m in the rhythm section Mental inspection always searching for perfection Like Halloween candy I give out brilliant affection I was in chicken run That’s why I’m here now so many stories yeah so much drama wow Everyone treats me like on old smoke stack LIKE the tilted brim of a party city hat Cant get a word in can’t get nothin down Nothing on paper Except the layout of this ghost town I shout Tonapah cleverly Like Goldfields elderly
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X marks the spot That’s where I keep my secrets buried don’t have a lot Mind numbing like a poison berry Even if I got a second to reflect Knees blown out Was it time well spent Uptight fucked up Wait two seconds Wait uh Can I buy that car for 2 seconds Can I bleed on you As a present Can I get my rum drank Like a peasant Upright fucked up Wait 2 seconds Wait uh You might make my life Unpleasant Can I tackle that dog down Tickle its belly Walk in the dark Shout out j jelly X marks the spot That’s where I keep my secrets buried don’t have a lot Mind numbing like a poison berry Even if I got a second to reflect Knees blown out Was it time well spent
8.
I’ve tried my hand cut through the scene fell into shit I’d never seen tipped some cows with some gasoline cut my hand with a skate so i could bleed nothing sure that I’ve ever seen except one thing sure that I’ll always be one sure thing that I’ll always be one sure thing that I’ll always be nothing sure that I’ve ever seen except one sure thing that I’ll always be nothing sure that I’ve ever seen except one sure thing that I’ll always be nothing sure that I’ve ever seen except one sure thing that I’ll always be I’ve tried my hand cut through the scene fell into shit I’d never seen tipped some cows with some gasoline cut my hand with a skate so i could bleed nothing sure that I’ve ever seen except one thing sure that I’ll always be one sure thing that I’ll always be i’ve tried my hand cut through the scene fell into shit I’d never seen tipped some cows with some gasoline cut my hand with a skate so i could bleed nothing sure that I’ve ever seen except one thing sure that I’ll always be one sure thing that I’ll always be one sure thing that I’ll always be
9.
When I see that closed door I’m gonna chainsaw through it When I see that closed door I’m gonna chainsaw through it That doesn’t mean it’s goin down that fast Even tho it’s quicker than using an axe The only question now Is what is on the other side On other side On the other A family that you don’t like A fuckin slug on a motor bike A dark old memory That’s got you trapped for a century A puddle thats deeper than you thought Your foot sinks down Way underground Maybe that door wasn’t what It’s supposed to be When I see that closed door I’m gonna chainsaw through it When I see that closed door I’m gonna chainsaw through it That doesn’t mean it’s goin down that fast Even tho it’s quicker than using an axe The only question now Is what is on the other side On other side On the other An old lady with a handbag An old horse with a saddle bag A cold empty living room An ego that is fully fuckin nude A dirt hole Hard not to fall in When the vertigo hits Gonna start ballin Not the kind that you may be Thinkin of But the kind that’ll turn a blue bird into black dove When I see that closed door I’m gonna chainsaw through it When I see that closed door I’m gonna chainsaw through it The only question now Is what is on the other side On the other side
10.
I feel like a Squished face slick pig livin in a Smokey city Movin through crowd feelin real shitty I feel like a Squished face slick pig livin in a Smokey city Movin through crowd feelin real shitty Squished house to house Mall to mall Car to car Stall to stall I’m Lurkin around for some open space I’m checking my closet for a quiet face Squished house to house Mall to mall Car to car Stall to stall I wanna get a hold of some peace and quiet Smog filled junk , I guess I’ll buy it I feel like a Squished face slick pig livin in a Smokey city Movin through crowd feelin real shitty I feel like a Squished face slick pig livin in a Smokey city Movin through crowd feelin real shitty Saw a lad getting jumped at 2pm sharp Face kicked in and they kick real hard Laying in the street I can’t see his face Too much red, it’s too fast paced Middle of the city type smoke in the air Choke me out, it’s in my hair Ready to lash out, I don’t care Cause I’m a squished face slick pig living in a I feel like a Squished face slick pig livin in a Smokey city Movin through crowd feelin real shitty I feel like a Squished face slick pig livin in a Smokey city Movin through crowd feelin real shitty I feel like a I feel like a Squished face slick pig livin in a Smokey city Squished face slick pig livin in a Smokey city
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Fell asleep as fire blazed Tell me a tale from another day Fell asleep as fire blazed Tell me a tale from another day Fuck with the future When it’s not that bright Too scared to stay another night Fuck with the future When it’s not that bright Too scared to stay another night Push me in a house Lock the door Check the basement Under the floor A little critter crawlin up Lock the door Check the basement because Fell asleep as fire blazed Tell me a tale from another day Fell asleep as fire blazed Tell me a tale from another day Fuck with the future When it’s not that bright Too scared to stay another night Fuck with the future When it’s not that bright Too scared to stay another night Push me in a house Lock the door Check the basement Under the floor A little critter crawlin up Lock the door Check the basement because Push me in a house Lock the door Check the basement Under the floor

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released September 8, 2022

All Songs Written by Wyatt and Fletcher Shears

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The Garden Orange, California

Started in early 2011.
The Garden consists of twin brothers Wyatt & Fletcher Shears.
www.thegardenvadavada.com

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